Kenny Kempo Karate (KKK)

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SYNOPSIS
Lyle Axelrod is as redneck as they come, yet he has one of the highest rated shows in the internet. His show is the number one rated show on Cereal TV, a web station owned by Jerry Mourning, CEO of Mourning Breakfast Cereals. Jerry mourning is the visionary behind the web-based ‘adver-tainment’ giant run by Hollywood producer and lifelong jerk, Brent Wood. When Lyle gets too big for his britches and is fired, the station needs to act fast to find a replacement… and not just any replacement. They need to find someone as backwoods, redneck and dumb as Lyle. That is when assistant producer and Brent’s girlfriend, Gwen White, produces a tape of Klickitaw County Cable Access’s number one rated show, Kenny’s Kenpo Karate and its host Kenny Kip Kennedy.

Kenny and his two brothers Karl and Adolph, have a weekly show in their tiny town, where they teach the deadly killing art of Kenny’s Kenpo Karate and its hundreds of self-defense techniques. Unfortunately Kenny and his show not only reside in another state, they seem to reside in another era. Their language and lexicon is filled with words and phrases that are just no longer used in the civilized world… well except for Adolph who can not talk at all, as he was born sans a hyoid bone. The three pack up and move to Hollywood! Okay, North Hollywood, to stay with their Uncle Keith; a stunt double for Debrah Winger who has lived in L.A. since his first stunt job on Urban Cowboy. Despite his redneck ways, Uncle Keith is now very much an Urbanite and in fact has adapted to California so well, he even has many gay friends (but don’t tell him that).

Kenny takes over for Lyle and immediately panic ensues as his first episode goes unchecked and appears to be littered with racial overtones. After further review it seems they are not exactly bigots, but not exactly P.C. either. The show continues to gain popularity, as Kenny inadvertently insults every famous fighter and in return gets knocked out or choked unconscious. The ratings spike and Gwen takes over as the producer with all production done by Jean-Paul, a black man who works for the station and takes a liking to Kenny and his brothers. Lyle is upset and begins his own underground web campaign to defame Kenny, which eventually ends as an old-school call out; a cage fight in 6 weeks. Kenny must overcome his fears and expand his horizons as he reveals that not only are his karate skills not exactly as good as he has claimed, but in fact he knows nothing about real fighting. He will soon find out that when it comes to relationships and fighting, the strongest muscle in the human body is the heart… although he thinks the ‘glutes’ are technically the largest.

Kenny’s Karate Komedy… The Movie is the film based on the wildly popular, Kenny’s Show and has already been dubbed, “Wayne’s World set in the UFC Octagon”.

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